How NOT to be a good sonic rom hacker

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  1. Red2010 is now

    Red2010 is now Active Member Member

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    The last time I touched on the ssrg guide section I was almost shocked because of how vague it was...

    So for this occasion I will teach everyone how to be a good sonic rom hacker

    Attention: Yellow, Yellow, Yellow the bananas...*whistle sounds*
    whoever understood the reference, I like it

    Now let's start with the tips:
    Tutorial 1: They are shooting my house in Sinaloa Mexico, what should I do to protect myself?
    ehh...I don't know who you are...spirit or whoever you are but that is not the topic of the guide
    Tutorial 2: How do I add Amy Rose to my rom hack?
    Ehm...You already have a guide and it is:
    https://info.sonicretro.org/SCHG_How-to:Add_Extra_Characters
    Question 3 (I don't think there are any Tutorials). I want to give life to my new character in my rom hack!
    The limitations of Sega Genesis will not allow you to give life to your character, it is just a set of random pixels placed to simulate a character.

    I also have to emphasize that your new character does not physically exist.
    0_0

    I don't want to criticize you but...you can't do it even at 20% of that.

    Managing the Sega Genesis to do this work is not easy at all.
    Question 4: I want to imitate the "rom hack" of "Sonic Definitive"
    For those who don't understand

    on the SHC, Sonic Retro and SSRG discord server I mistakenly published screenshots of an alleged rom hack

    Although it was on the SHC server where everything went haywire... Because that question is too difficult (and misunderstanding) to answer, I will only limit myself to showing a mockup of the "rom hack"
    [​IMG]
    Last question: I have been called annoying here. How do I solve it?
    Finally a question that is not pure nonsense that is irrelevant...

    If you are annoying to several people, follow these steps

    1) disappear from the internet for at least 6 months
    2) Play Dark Souls with the controls backwards and without dying
    3) Promote Sonic Encore on your social networks (if you have one)
    4) Stop being such a scarecrow of women
    5) Take a bath
    6) Reappears with a Rom hack that will be so good that the SSRG moderators will have to delete it for envy

    I hope this guide has been useful to someone.

    See you in 2124 for another guide!

    Credits:
    Manolo: XD
    Your mom:

    Carlos Iacgnegs: iaix
    Me: I played all of Final Fantasy 7 with Carlos live with bad internet

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  2. Carlos Iagnecz

    Carlos Iagnecz Newcomer Trialist

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    This changed my life, sayonara. World the Warudo
     
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