The future of SSRG... without SSRG

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  1. Clownacy

    Clownacy UP - ON - CPU Staff

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    People of SSRG, it is with a heavy heart that I announce that, starting today, ROM hacking is officially, and completely, forbidden.

    Though this may seem senseless at first, we have decided to follow in the footsteps of some of the greatest game producers of our time, and not allow fan creations that draw any influence from Sega's works.

    In addition to this, we will rebrand ourselves as the Sonic Stuff Reverence Group: dedicated to voicing our endless and unconditional praise of Sega and all their works. But no fanart, no music remixes, fangames, and especially no hacks.

    You must understand, Sega's characters and other properties are not to be depicted without permission, and to make such creations without their blessing is an act of blasphemy, as well as a sickening violation of Sega's intellectual rights.

    Do not be fooled: the people who create these works do not do so because they respect and admire Sega, and wish to show their creative strengths while spreading the word of Sega and their great IPs such as Sonic the Hedgehog. No, they instead seek to erode Sega's foundations, and collapse their entire empire! As true fans of Sega, we simply cannot allow this to happen.

    As our bold first step into this new era of darkness, we have already begun taking legal action against the Another Classic Sonic Sequel project, for the heinous act of being made by fans. We hope you will instead invest your time and money in the upcoming Sonic Mania Plus... also made by fans.

    Alright, that's the Easter post out of the way... I wonder what I should write for April Fools'?
     
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  2. Novedicus

    Novedicus Well-Known Member Member

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    SEGA is gay.
     
  3. HyaDoki

    HyaDoki Previously RaideinSlash Member

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    Guess you could call them SEGAY.
    Man I'm hilarious
     
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  4. Natsumi

    Natsumi Markey's Member

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    But what if I hate SEGA? I cant very well be a respected contributing member if I cant make a mockery out of them anymore... Then again, I guess moving under a bridge doesnt seem too bad of an idea, now that I seriously consider it
     
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  5. ProjectFM

    ProjectFM Optimistic and self-dependent Member

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    It's okay, everyone. I'll start a new Sonic community called the Sonic Stuff Resistance Group and it will have blackjack and hookers!

    I hope the staff don't see this.
     
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  6. Misinko

    Misinko If you need to shoot me, I won't complain! Staff

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    Let it be known from here on out that all those who speak ill of the glorious company that is SEGA shall be publicly branded as a "SEGA" hater, and will have an accompanying sickly green banner and name to showcase their disgusting ignorance.

    Shame on you.
     
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  7. Novedicus

    Novedicus Well-Known Member Member

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    Eat a box of Super Dickmanns. >:3
     
  8. Burst

    Burst Seven Rings In Hand Member

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    Well, it had to happen one day.
    Of course, I'll buy Sonic Mania plus. And will stop playing fan-hacks.
    It has been a good run. But it's over.






    I hope people don't take this too seriously... xD
     
  9. Natsumi

    Natsumi Markey's Member

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    Well shit, this is worse. A public humiliation, too. How will I ever survive of this embarassing turn of events? Someone out there, help me god damn it!
     
  10. Novedicus

    Novedicus Well-Known Member Member

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    We beat them up after school and steal their lunch money, that's how!
     
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    ProjectFM Optimistic and self-dependent Member

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    SEGA is a company that has made some amazing games, but lately the more notable things they've done are making sub-par Sonic games and doing nothing with their many beloved IPs. That is my opinion and no one can keep me from spreading it.

    Edit: God Damnit
     
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  12. Misinko

    Misinko If you need to shoot me, I won't complain! Staff

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    I swear, before the day's done, the entire forum will be green...
     
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  13. CHRdutch

    CHRdutch Master of Disaster Member

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    Good thing that green is my favourite colour.
     
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  14. Pineapple Arse

    Pineapple Arse I ironically hate cold temperatures. Member

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    Sega has always been incompetent in their game decisions. They always wanted to make weeb games for edgy 13 year old girls, but they seem to forget that the majority of the fanbase wants to watch the mating season of the animal called a "bird". Hopefully, they'll change their theme one day to appease us all.
     
  15. CHRdutch

    CHRdutch Master of Disaster Member

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    Question, what happens when a trail member gets the "SEGA hater" rank? Do they get full access to the forum or do they still have the same rights as a normal trail member?

    Because if the former is the case, then a trail member could just spam hate messages about SEGA and still get a full membership. That would be a pretty broken system.
     
  16. Mr. Cat

    Mr. Cat The Holy Cat Jr. Member

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    Sorry delete this
     
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  17. Jesus Christ

    Jesus Christ Newcomer Jesus

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    Thank you my son, you shall ascend for your sinless nature

    The rest of my children, I can only pray that my father shall forgive you for your crimes
     
  18. nikitpad

    nikitpad Newcomer Member

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    Boy, is it a shame that SEGA has completely abandoned Mario... Everything about that plumber was perfect. I just don't understand why they had to replace him with THAT dumb cocky blue hedgehog this entire forum is on about.
    His character design is a mistake, his look and appearance make the player feel uncomfortable. What's even worse is the games and their design, these dumb money-hungry pricks just never listen. They thought if it sells good, then it is fine? They do not even try to make good games, they just keep draining money out of the naive ones, those who think what these villains do is good enough.
    Well, let's prove them wrong. I declare war. We need to make even more fan-made content to show them HOW much better the fans can do than them. We will get those idiots out of business because nobody will want to buy their horrible, absurd products and maybe THEN they will listen. For a first step, I suggest getting a refund for EVERY SEGA product you can get one for, before it is too late. From that point, you will know what to do. Remember, if you want to fight, you need to start to take action right now.
     
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  19. Misinko

    Misinko If you need to shoot me, I won't complain! Staff

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    As it stands, the latter should be true.
     
  20. NeoFusionBox

    NeoFusionBox Lost in the armageddon. Member

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    Why would you want to anyone eat me?
     
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