Sonic The Hedgehog: Border Patrol Edition

Discussion in 'Showroom Archive' started by SuperEgg, Nov 26, 2016.

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  1. SuperEgg

    SuperEgg I'm a guy that knows that you know that I know Member

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    So, some of you have seen this during a few of the streams during the contest. If so, you can go ahead and skip past the narrative and go straight for the download button, as you all already know what is going on.

    As a joke, Spanner, Ayla, and myself put together a quick joke hack to capitalize on the whole "Donald Trump is gonna build a wall" concept, and then showcase it during the various stream going about on Election Day. Due to time constraints, mainly on my part, the thing was rushed out the door without the full joke implemented. Along with it not being completed, a few people got upset that this thing was made because Trump did win, and everything became "rael serus buznezz." Also, a few other people got upset because it was said to be racist, I'll address that later. Though that being the case, I've decided to continue working on it, and prep for January 18th......

    Either way, we enjoyed making this hack, and noticed a good majority found it rather funny, so fuck it, I'm releasing it. Here's a few screens to illustrate what's going down.

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    For those wondering about why I've recently become obsessed with Sombreros.


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    Just your standard Dust Hill Zone Loop. Only noting it as it took me almost 6 hours to get the collision right.


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    And lastly, a secret area. Wonder what the rings spell.....

    I would like to thank these awesome people for helping put this thing together in about 11 hours. Also, would like showcase how silly it is for people calling this hack a showcase of racism and bigotry.

    Spanner - Scottish: The Signpost Art. That joke art was the kickstart of this gravy train.
    Ayla - Lesbian: For the wonderful Act 1 layout. Has saved me so much time. Though I've added onto it since, it has set the groundwork for the best layout ever.
    SonicBoom - Half-Mexican: Made ALL the enemy sprites. The Sombreros, maracas, and Corona bottles you've seen plastered in my posts and in this hack, all made by him. Also, made the splash screen. Have fun with that.
    SuperEgg - Half-Filipino: I've done everything else.

    I'd like to give a special shout out to Esrael. I've been using and modifying his Dust Hill Zone art, as it is the most complete set out there. Also, gotta give him credits before I hear moaning that I stole it and planned to never mention it.

    At last, the link itself.

    Here you go
     

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  2. Giovanni

    Giovanni It's Joe-vanni, not Geo-vanni. Member

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    Aww, you had the chance to put an orange Sonic with Trump's hair. Such a shame that didn't happen.

    Jokes apart, I'm amazed how this was made in 11 hours.
     
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  3. Clownacy

    Clownacy Retired Staff lolololo Member

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    Maybe this should be the theme of next year's mini contest...
     
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  4. Spanner

    Spanner The Tool Member

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    I think we need more sombreros in this.

    Also, what did I tell you about fixing the background among other things?
     
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  5. SuperEgg

    SuperEgg I'm a guy that knows that you know that I know Member

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    So it seems Razor finally made a video about the hack. If only he'd ever actually give the link to the post it's on, as opposed to a direct download. Go fucking figure, heaven fucking forbid he'd do shit the right way. Anyways, lots of butthurt people, a lot. Like, holy shit, the amount is staggering.

    Mrshootinputin says "Fuck these political themed hacks. I am so sick about hearing about Trump. I came to this nice and wonderful Russian Lets Play channel to escape politics; not be annoyed about politics. [sic] Not Kevin No shit captain obvious. Since this a Japanese game, the only acceptable hat for them to wear is a kasa."

    Axel Manzueta channel says, "this hack Insults to Latinos"

    WaddleDee10513 says, "Wow, fuck this even if it is a joke (which I doubt)."

    Also, from Facebook, Greg the Cat says, "Let's see. What is the Sonic fandom up to no- oh. And some people wonder why I hate the Gamer Gate infiltration of the Sonic fanbase."

    So I'm not going to lie, I am actually laughing harder than I should be, because the amount of butthurt is real. Like, the amount of salt dripping from the comments is to a point that I could salt a freshwater lake.

    Carry on, I need a drink.
     
  6. Clownacy

    Clownacy Retired Staff lolololo Member

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    I love that little quote from the dummy that saw the video's title, knowingly clicked on it, and then got mad because we were apparently forcing politics on him. What's next, clicking on porn and getting mad it's 18+?

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    It's a good thing that he won't be our president for 4 years then, yeah?
    Oh, right, wait a second...


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  8. redhotsonic

    redhotsonic Also known as RHS Member

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    I'm offended by Spanner's current avatar right now. I'm joking obviously =P
     
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  9. SuperEgg

    SuperEgg I'm a guy that knows that you know that I know Member

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    Go get a sombrero then, you sombreroless peasant =V
     
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    Trinitronity Well-Known Member Member

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    I want a sombrero, too!
     
  11. Spanner

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    No need for Christmas hats this year! Sombreros for all!
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  12. Trinitronity

    Trinitronity Well-Known Member Member

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    Alright, time to p-wait a second.

    Damn, the mugshot is too small and cut-off for the sombrero... :(
     
  13. TheStoneBanana

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    Thanks for the cool sombrero.

    I propose that we celebrate La Navidad on SSRG this year, which is what Christmas is known as in Spain.
    Feliz Navidad!
     
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  14. MarkeyJester

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    We shall celebrate the 26th of November every year, it'll be "Sombrero Border Patrol Day!".

    If you've been good all year, the amazing SuperEgg may leave you a treat on your grill overnight~
     
  15. Misinko

    Misinko Oh SHIT it's the Biolizard! Member

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    How will that treat be grilled though? Will it be to our temperature liking, or will they all be medium well?
     
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  16. Ayla

    Ayla Sonic Hacking Contest Founder & Commentator Member

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    It makes me happy that everyone is band-wagoning on the sombrero thing. It makes me even happier that everyone is using the same sombrero that I did.
     
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    LuigiXHero Well-Known Member Member

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    Yo tengo la maracas.
     
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  18. Trinitronity

    Trinitronity Well-Known Member Member

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    I wish I had a better avatar of TrinitroMan from MegaMan Unlimited, so that I can put on a sombrero as well.

    Where are the artistic skills of Ralakimus when you need them?
     
  19. SuperEgg

    SuperEgg I'm a guy that knows that you know that I know Member

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    @redhotsonic I decided to give you that sombrero. I would like to present to you the New RedHotSonic.
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    You shall now be dubbed....

    SENIOR SONIC de ROHO y MU CALIENTE!!!!!
     
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  20. ProjectFM

    ProjectFM Optimistic and self-dependent Member

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    Here you go, Trinitronity.
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    Sorry if it's a jpg. It's Imgur's fault.
     
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