The Concession...

Right then ladies and gentlemen. I fancy a challenge...

Do you have a bug, crash, or glitch with your hack that you just, can't, budge? Well perhaps I could help! I am offering my services here to fix the next 5 issues thrown at me, so long as they are code related. It's first come first serve, however, if this becomes a durable idea, and I am able to handle the issues thrown, then I'll extend the number of issues from 5 to 10, then maybe from 10 to 15, depending on how I feel.

Here's the idea, you can post below specifying your problem, or if you'd rather keep it private, then make a post saying "I require private help please". I will then contact you when it is your turn. Do not attempt to contact me. A few notes; I may require access to your source (if available), though I do do binary hacks too if necessary. You may ask a few other members who I have assisted in helping, for information on my reliability. But I think you'll find I am probably the most reliable person on these damn forums.

Bring it on!

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• LooneyDude - Complete

 

And this is only one of the many reasons which lead me to think you're an awesome person.

 

I require private help, please.

Edit: Damn hands, typo

 

Wouldn't a topic like this belong in Discussion Q&A instead of the Showroom? :

Just asking.

 

Quite possibly.

Though, this isn't a discussion of question and answers, this is simply an offering, like offering a dissassembly, or offering code out. I am offering a service, not asking a question for help.

If I wanted help, I'd ask in the Q&A area.

 

Tell me this Markey, Queen's favorite Jester. Can you help me cook the perfect breakfast using the finest ingredients  and an overheating Mega Drive. This is a legitimate question. Can you help me with this task?

 

I require private help, please.

This one's been bothering me for a while.

 

Don't be shy folks, feel free to ask, even if the first five slots are taken, you still might be in for a chance afterwards...

Use WD40, not vegetable oil!

 

Well, my turn.

"I require private help please"

 

Got another strange one.


"I require private help please"

 

EDIT: Nevermind, I fixed the problem. Trash please.

 

Since it seems no one wants to take this opportunity that MarkeyJester is giving, I will request for your help again. So ''I require private help please''. Bugs are everywhere!

 

Markey...

"I require private help please".

This is for an issue in my hack I think YOU actually pointed out.